Larn Ta Speek Bubbaese


	Well, we Bubbas are a soecial bunch and dont want no one ta be left out in the cold through any kind of misunderstandin and such. So we all got tagether hear and put togethr this guide to larning to speak the Bubbaese languach. We all hope you get yerselfs speekin Bubba-rightly and even send sum exspressions our way!

I: Medikal Termz (Kurtesy of Sam Miller)

Artery
The study of painting

Bacteria
Backroom of a cafeteria

Barium
What doctors do when patients die

Bowel
A letter like A, E, I, O, or U

Caesarian Section
A neighborhood in Rome

Cat Scan
Looking for Kitty

Cauterize
Make eye contact with her

Colic
Sheep Dog

Coma
Punctuation Mark

D & C
Where Washington is

Dilate
To live long

Enema
Not a friend

Fester
Quicker

Fibula
Small lie

G.I. Series
A soldier's ballgame

Hangnail
Coat Hook

Impotent
Distinguished, well-known

Labor Pain
Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff
A doctor's cane

Morbid
A higher bid

Nitrates
Cheaper than day rates

Node
Was aware of

Outpatient
A patient who has fainted

Pap Smear
A fatherhood test

Pelvis
A cousin to Elvis

Post-Operative
A letter carrier

Rectum
When a bunch of cars collide

Secretion
Hiding something

Seizure
A Roman Emperor

Tablet
A small table

Terminal Illness
Getting sick at the Airport

Urine
Opposite of "you're out"

Varicose
Nearby

Vein
Conceited

II: Komputer Termz (Kurtesy of WLAC FM Radio)

Keyboard
Place to hang yer truck keys

Window
Place in the truck to hang yer guns

Floppy
When you run out of Polygrip

Modem
How yew got rid of yer dandelions

ROM
Delicious when you mix it
with Coca-Cola

Byte
First word in a kiss-off phrase

Reboot
What you do when the first pair gets
covered with barnyard stuff

Network
Activity meant to provide bait
for your trout line

Mouse
Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in yer
beer bottle so's you kin git a free case

LAN
To borrow. As in, "Hey Delbert!
LAN me your truck!:

Cursor
What some guys do if they're mad at
their wife and/or girlfriend

Bit
A wager is in, "I bit you cain't spit
that watermelon seed across the porch."

Packet
What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart
bag before a trip

III: Miskellaneus (Kurtesy of jgent@continet.com)

Hail
Opposite of Heaven

Tar
Round rubber object found
on cars

Whale
(see tar)

Lar
An atturney or sumone who
doesn't tell the truth

She-it
Manure

Height
To dislike (Ah height spinach)

Ice
The most valuable card in the deck

Like
A body of water larger than a pond

Thank
A mental activity (Ah thank I'll
e-mail Bubba)

Lack
To be fond of (I lack my new truck)

Gripe
What rasins and wine are made of

Packet
What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart
bag before a trip

Tray
A large woody plant with leaves

Lice
A frilly material of which curtains
and dresses are made of

Tawny
Small. Little.

Far
What you light in a woodstove
or fireplace